The CFL is weird.  The ball’s too big to throw well, the field’s so huge even the twelve-man squads seem lost on it, the end zone looks like a parking lot, and they finish playing by November.

But, one thing the CFL does have is Sara Orlesky.

(that’s her on the left)

Love to ply her with Elsinore and maybe get lucky on the chesterfield.  Oh yeah!