No, really.

Or is it about black dads who are such deadbeats and atheists that they see to it their sons have a proper Muslim education in a madrassa?

Or is it about working mothers in the military industrial complex being so bereft of traditional values that their daughter is left to be penetrated by a throbbing, uncircumcised member?

Jumpin’ Jesus on a Jukebox, watching the Republicans’ racist base march into the bug zapper for eight straight years is going to be epic. Like Mahabharata epic.