I can’t tell. I mean, the preznit and the Washington Post both told me that we were going to get killed, since the House Democrats refused to grant a ‘get out of crime’ free card to telecoms spying on Americans. And I know that it was OK for the telecoms to do that, ’cause the preznit said it was OK. And the preznit said it was OK ’cause it’s, like, necessary, ‘n stuff, to keeping us safe, which is why the telecoms did it (at least, when they were paid on time).

So, I can’t understand why I woke up not dead this morning.

It’s all so very strange.

They wouldn’t lie to me, would they?

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